Have I cured you?

http://leedrurydecesarescasting-roomcouch.blogspot.com/2009/04/l-ets-drink-to-fighting-minions-of-dark.html

>Beware of board members bearing false faces of honesty when they are knee deep in the skulduggery that is killing you.<

Unfortunately, Vinegartits can't win with this one. If she recognises a participle and punctuates it accordingly, I'll lampoon her for failing to uphold her neurotic possessive-before-gerund standards. Does she see the error in her ways, or is she apathetic about punctuation? If it's the former, I'm glad to have been of assistance.

>Mr. Erwin's naivete and trust in the system made him think Mr. Bricklemeyer was honest. She was as honest as a pickpocket.<

Get your facts / gender agreement straight.