Friday, January 23, 2009

Subject/verb agreement

http://leedrurydecesarescasting-roomcouch.blogspot.com/2009/01/communication-from-floozy-genus-is.html

>I have corrected the punctuation errors in your little essay below. Get out your grammar primer. You need work for basic literacy. I know the kindergarten degree that you possess does not require Greek and Latin, but it must require that you learn punctuation. What diploma mill gave you a degree? I shall write the president to ask how come the outfit graduates illiterates to clog school administrations.<

>I am glad for this opportunity to tell you how women such as you who creep to the top by seduction, not qualifications, sets back all women’s progress. <

A plural subject requires a plural verb, Vinegartits. Kindergarten teachers know that. Where did you get your degree from? Get out your grammar primer and revise before I dob you in to the president, you illiterate cow.

>Hussies' sabataging women’s employment progress concerns me.<

Go back to kindy for spelling lessons, too. Although Greek and Latin aren't essential, the kindy folk can help you with the etymology of the word.

>Don’t use ellipses promiscuously. They have limited, special uses. Look the ellipses mark up in your grammar book.<

You want singular, idiot.

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