Monday, January 5, 2009

Here it is! Your, your, your, your, your your, your.

http://leedrurydecesarescasting-roomcouch.blogspot.com/2008/12/beat-goes-on_19.html

Yes, Vinegartits does go on like a cracked record. Here is an excerpt from one of her usual rants.

>Dear Secretary of Education Smith:

I solicit your assistance in regard to what I believe to be gross negligence on the part of the Hillsborough County School board in a matter of hiring ....

.... Dr. Hamilton will have to hire a secretary to do any writing for him because he has trouble with the English language although he got a Ph.D. from the University of Florida, where, I believe you received your terminal degree as well. Dr. Hamilton stumbles with markers of literacy: he is, for example, unable to differentiate between the homophones “your” and “your.”<

"Your" and "your" are not homophones. They are the same word. You are stupid. You are more stupid than Hamilton could ever be. You haven't made a typo. You are very stupid. You have a poor command of the English language. You are stupid. You are heading the march to the swamps of illiteracy. You are stupid and can't write for toffee, Vinegartits. How can you confuse the same word? You're not qualified to do anything ever. You are stupid.

Thank you, Ziggy, for pointing out that it was Hamilton. And it would be "henchpersons" not "henchmen", wouldn't it? Don't get Vinegartits's feminist dander up.

PS While writing to the Secretary of Education about someone else's incompetence with language, Vinegartits cocks up her commas as well as the "your" thing. How stupid can she get?

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