Comma, you stupid old cow.

http://leedrurydecesarescasting-roomcouch.blogspot.com/2008/12/mail-bag-was-smoking-this-morning.html

>This fellow must be Ziggy’s best bud. Good. Ziggy needs a soul mate who can’t wrestle commas to the ground. Don’t think I shall give up my comma weapon fellows. It’s more effective than Buffalo Bill’s carbine, and you’re in the cross-hairs. lee <

A comma of direct address goes here while you're making fun of how we can't use commas, stupid. BANG!